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Alcohol Knowledge Test

March 16, 2005

Lovely… This is why I don’t often take these silly tests.  I’m never quite sure whether a result like this means I won or lost…

Bacardi 151
Congratulations! You’re 137 proof, with specific scores in beer (80) , wine (100), and liquor (113).
All right. No more messing around. Your knowledge of alcohol is so high that you have drinking and getting plastered down to a science. Sure, you could get wasted drinking beer, but who needs all those trips to the bathroom? You head straight for the bar and pick up that which is most efficient.

Give it a try here, and tell us how you did…

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3 Responses to “Alcohol Knowledge Test”

  1. Anna on March 17th, 2005 8:21 am

    Here are my results. It’s a real pity to do this well (for a Baptist) this early in the morning (yes, it’s 8:20).

    Bourbon

    Congratulations! You’re 113 proof, with specific scores in beer (20) , wine (133), and liquor (78).

    Compared to others “my age”:

    You scored higher than 48% on proof

    You scored higher than 88% on beer index

    You scored higher than 97% on wine index

    You scored higher than 90% on liquor index

    I was wondering how well I compared to other Baptists.

  2. rimone on March 17th, 2005 10:14 am

    oh boy are they ever wrong: ‘Congratulations! You’re 118 proof, with specific scores in beer (40), wine (116), and liquor (78). Screw all that namby-pamby chick stuff, you’re going straight for the bottle and a shot glass! It’ll take more than a few shots of Wild Turkey or 99 Bananas before you start seeing pink elephants. You know how to handle your alcohol, and yourself at parties.’

    heh to the last line. 😉

  3. Homebrew Guru on August 16th, 2005 11:04 am

    I don’t know what this means lol.

    Bourbon
    Congratulations! You’re 109 proof, with specific scores in beer (40) , wine (66), and liquor (86).
    Screw all that namby-pamby chick stuff, you’re going straight for the bottle and a shot glass! It’ll take more than a few shots of Wild Turkey or 99 Bananas before you start seeing pink elephants. You know how to handle your alcohol, and yourself at parties.

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