Attention ZombieMart Shoppers…

April 19, 2005

Meanwhile, at Kuro5hin, “dr zeus” is tired of ill-prepared people in zombie movies, and has decided to post a mini-manual on how to survive a zombie attack

His hot tip?  Capture and defend a WalMart—Plenty of prepared foods and containers to store water, and you can use garden center supplies to plant the store for the long haul…

“First things first, you have to know your enemy. Zombies come in two flavors: fast and slow. Fast are definitely cool, but you’ll need more than a baseball bat and a pair of running sneakers to survive that zombie attack. Slow zombies – well why the heck would anyone die from a slow zombie? If you can’t get away from a slow zombie, you earned dismemberment.”

Sounds like a plan…

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