Monkeys with Singles

February 1, 2005

Monkey Business

Finally — a study to show all of those women who didn’t believe us over the years when we tried to explain that pr0n was hardwired into the male primate’s genome…

“A new study found that male monkeys will give up their juice rewards in order to ogle pictures of female monkey’s bottoms. The way the experiment was set up, the act is akin to paying for the images, the researchers say…

…The scientists actually had to pay these guys, in the form of extra juice, to get them to look at images of lower-ranking monkeys.”

A good follow-up study might be to substitute beer for juice, and see how results change with consumption…


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