September 19, 2005
Jest in case ye’ve missed it elsewhere, it’s International Talk Like A Pirate Day again. If ye yarr’ed at the office, ye’ve still got to yarr at home, ye scurvy dog…
I mention this mainly as an excuse to share my favorite pirate joke…
A pirate walks into a bar, with a steering wheel sticking out of his pants.
The bartender says “Hey buddy — do you know you’ve got a steering wheel sticking out of your pants?”
To which the pirate replies “Yarr! It’s drivin’ me nuts!”
(Feel free to throw rotten vegetables at your screen, but remember, you’ll have to clean ’em up…)